Have a mÃ©nage Ã trois that involved multiple men.
I don’t think, if memory serves (which it often doesn’t because my memory usually is behind a dumpster somewhere skulking and smoking clove cigarettes and refusing to fetch and carry anything so far as ONE synaptic gap, thankyouverymuch) that I have even had a co-topping scene that has been male-male. Multiple women, yes. Male and female, sure. But not 2 male tops doing winsome evils to me simultaneously. I have The Curiosity about playing with 2 men at once and if they were bi-curious and would spank slap and abuse me than maybe one another too….OK, um. No, I gotta stop. If I keep going I won’t get to the next thing I’ve never done, which would be to
Do a scene in a public dungeon where sexual intercourse is involved
I think the most I’ve done is been fingered, or ordered to orgasm. I certainly have been sexed up, as there are more ways to be fucked on heaven and earth than one can achieve with mere phalluses. But I’ve never been straight up fucked. I think this is a combination of being involved with people for whom that was outside of our play relationship (due to their obligations, or mine, at the time.) and a not unusual performance anxiety among lots of people when it comes to public fucking. Sure, using a strap-on would obviate that issue. which brings me to the third thing I have yet to do…
Get fucked with a strap-on.
I kinda did a mock-strap-on fucking for a scene I did years back in one of them there Good Vibrations pr0n flicks. But it was kind of a cheat because the configuration was wrong and…well the deal was never completed. Yeah. I am not sure how that has fallen by the wayside, but it has. Go figure.
This is not for lack of trying. Believe, me, several women with very small hands have tried. I’m just not built for it. Those “child bearing hips?” all on the outside, baby. My pubic bones jealously guard my gooey center from manual assault.
Have a monogamous full-time D/S relationship.
Oh boy…This one stings.
My first relationship was D/S based and not contained within the context of a romantic relationship. That boundary was strenuously maintained. My last serious relationship, thought it lasted for several years, and had a D/S flavor to it by default (since that is my default dynamic) was mostly a bedroom kinky / 50’s era household traditional kind of situation. I am dismayed to think that, in the 12 years that I have been exploring BDSM, I have yet to have what I’ve sought, which is a primary monogamously oriented partner in a D/S relationship.
I hopefully have a few more days in which to catch up…I hope :-)