Bedbugs suck.

I was pillaged in Amsterdam at a hostel. Winter of 2005.

I looked like this from the neck down.

What saved me? Lots of hot showers. Lots of Psilocybin. Some pot and a few piping mugs of opium tea.

And while you can buy opium, mushrooms and ganja in Amsterdam, you know what you CANNOT buy?

Yep. Antihistamines.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...