The Spaghetti Test for Tops.

So! Cute!


My dear friend, the wise and wickedly hot Patrick, commented on a thread I’d started on Facebook. Someone has started selling little flower hankies for flagging, which I think are adorable and clever. Patrick, not a firm believer in the power of flagging, had this advice for those attempting to suss out the topworthiness of a potential date:




“The test for for tops, for instance, is the same as for properly cooked pasta. Throw the man against the wall. If he sticks, he’s a bottom. If he comes back at you with fists flying, well, you’re a bottom.”



So let it be written, so let it be done!


Now excuse me. I’l be seeing @TheDominantGuy in a scant 165 hours. I gotta get buff in preparation for throwing him against a wall.



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  1. Your housemate on August 30, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    So what would Patrick say if the top stuck to the wall, then grabbed the bottom, and they both moved in for the kill?

    Oops, guess I’m not a true dominate after all.

    • mollena on August 30, 2011 at 8:27 PM

      Switches do not really exist. And additionally, they ruin the Leather Community.

  2. Stabbity on August 30, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    Hee! I love that quote.

    • mollena on August 30, 2011 at 10:47 PM

      Isn’t it just perfect?? :-D