Mollena Williams

August 30, 2011

The Spaghetti Test for Tops.

Filed under: Real-Honest-To-Ganesha-True-Shit. — Mollena Williams @ 2:04 pm

So! Cute!

 

My dear friend, the wise and wickedly hot Patrick, commented on a thread I’d started on Facebook. Someone has started selling little flower hankies for flagging, which I think are adorable and clever. Patrick, not a firm believer in the power of flagging, had this advice for those attempting to suss out the topworthiness of a potential date:

 

 

 

“The test for for tops, for instance, is the same as for properly cooked pasta. Throw the man against the wall. If he sticks, he’s a bottom. If he comes back at you with fists flying, well, you’re a bottom.”

 

 

So let it be written, so let it be done!

 

Now excuse me. I’l be seeing @TheDominantGuy in a scant 165 hours. I gotta get buff in preparation for throwing him against a wall.

 

 

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4 Comments »

  1. So what would Patrick say if the top stuck to the wall, then grabbed the bottom, and they both moved in for the kill?

    Oops, guess I’m not a true dominate after all.

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    mollena Reply:

    Switches do not really exist. And additionally, they ruin the Leather Community.
    mollena´s most recent [type] moment of Zen on the net was…Ignorance = Freedom

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    Comment by Your housemate — August 30, 2011 @ 7:55 pm

  2. Hee! I love that quote.
    Stabbity´s most recent [type] moment of Zen on the net was…Some awesome links

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    mollena Reply:

    Isn’t it just perfect?? :-D
    mollena´s most recent [type] moment of Zen on the net was…Ignorance = Freedom

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    Comment by Stabbity — August 30, 2011 @ 8:59 pm

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