I know I’m not the only pervert…

…who would find this super hot. ‎I, for one, would be SO TURNED ON if someone said that to me after shagging my brain into next week that they’d have to eat their Wheaties and prepare for round two.

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How You Know You Are On The Rag.

1) Experience Violent chocolate pudding craving. 2) Go on midnight pudding run in strange town. 3) Discover there is no pre-made pudding. 4) Buy milk, pudding mix & Lactaid pills so you can eat whole milk. 4A)…because FUCK SOY MILK I AM TIRED OF NOT HAVING THE REAL STUFF YOU BASTARD COLON!!

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Boba FettLife!

One of the awesome “Rules if the Internet” is Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. A friend on Facebook, upon seeing me mention Fetlife, mentioned that he thought I was, of course, referring to Boba Fett. I could not resist seeing if the legendary bounty hunter was the source of any…

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Fireplay: u r doin it wrong.

Fireplay can be a dramatic and sexy aspect of BDSM play. Whether you are doing a quick swipe of someone’s skin with flash-paper or using some high falutin’ fire floggers, it is certainly an eye-catching and showy scene. Unless you set everything on fire. I was recently reminded of a scene I saw many years…

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SF’s “IRON DOM” contest is tomorrow!

The “Iron Dom” contest has been going on for a while now, and I’ve participated in it, as either a willing “victim” or a Judge. This time I’ll be the MC…whatever the fuck that means. I assume it means I get to talk trash, and for this I am always prepared to step up to…

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My Epic “Best Of” Craig’s List Post.

email this posting to a friend best of craigslist > SF bay area > The Prize for the LAMEST Booty Call I have endured goes to…. Originally Posted: Thu, 6 May 13:39 PDT The Prize for the LAMEST Booty Call I have endured goes to… Date: 2004-05-06, 1:39PM PDT I suppose it is my fault…

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WTF Wednesday: Tool Time + Play Time = FAIL.

I do not want to “Blame The Victim” in the case of a grim injury. But when the victim voluntarily let someone put an electric saw ANYWHERE NEAR their girl bits, my sympathy evaporates like rubbing alcohol poured on a sidewalk in Dubai in August. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:  …

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