This time I’ll be the MC…whatever the fuck that means. I assume it means I get to talk trash, and for this I am always prepared to step up to the mike.
The premise is as follows: Â aÂ top, stranded on a desert island has only the crap with whichÂ they washed Â ashore.
Eventually, another human washes ashore and the top has to make kinky toys out of whatever they happen to have in their bag of random crap.
People get pretty damned creative. I’ve seen a children’s book and some thumbtacks turned into a really really nasty paddle.Â And potatoes…don’t even get me started on the potatoes.
It is pretty fun, and lots of funny.Â You can come by and watch the contestants cobble shit together…you can stay for lunch and have one of Domina’s Famous Sloppy Joes.
And then there’s a party afterwards, etc etc.
It is at the SF Citadel. Doors open to everyone at 2:30.Â Contestants will craftÂ toys from 2:30 until 4:30. The contest will start at 5:00.
Contest and lunch, $25
Contest only $20
See ya there!