WTF Wednesday: Did you READ my profile?

October 29, 2008 |

I know it is tough. When you are surfing the interwebs to look for love, perhaps you lack the time to read every line of every profile of every woman into whom you want to stick your penis. But please. My gods. Some of the responses I get to my profile. This gem today in…

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Fuckin’ Fundie Perverts.

October 2, 2008 |

I have observed, over the years, a passive-aggressive tendency among perverts to denigrate one another’s choices within the Leather Lifestyle. For me the MOST insidious behaviour is the posturing of some people who self-identify as slaves. They are the ones most often referring to themselves with the dubious title “True” slaves, and farting in the…

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Don’t talk to me ’bout “True” if you ain’t Spandau Ballet.

October 2, 2008 |

Oh how I bristle when people fling their titles, judgments and assessments all over the place like jizz from the willy of an epileptic kangaroo. I cannot count the times when some dumbass has spouted “Well, if you were a TRUE submissive, you would submit naturally and without hesitation!” or the equally shitastic “TRUE Masters…

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Ain’t no fucking saints up in here.

September 11, 2008

I stay away from online drama. I have been doing the “online thing” for a while now. Not as long as some, but longer than others. I still become honestly puzzled by people who assume that a common sexual bent will somehow filter out jerks, losers, douchebags, whiners, predators, evil beings, and just plain old…

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No, you cannot be my “Dominate”!!!

December 29, 2007 |

[rant] HEY! YOU! YOU WITH THE PROFILE THAT IDENTIFIES YOU AS A “DOMINATE” MASTER!! For the LOVE of GOD!!! Or GODS!! OR Stephen MOTHERFUCKING HAWKING!!! *deep breath* Once Again!! Main Entry: dom·i·nant Pronunciation: \-n?nt\ Function: adjective Etymology: Middle French or Latin; Middle French, from Latin dominant-, dominans, present participle of dominari Date: circa 1532 1…

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