Sunday Morning Sexytime Story ~ Mo faire une erreur du appel cul

Yeah so I don’t speak French all that well.

Oh, and HERE is the truly Fail booty call story :-)

How WOULD one express the concept of a “Booty Call Fail” in French? Or German? Or Japanese?

Hey, translate it if you got the skills!

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  1. Coy Pink on June 1, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    I *adore* your stories. And the fact that you had an Excel spreadsheet for your CL hookups – pure awesomeness. :-)

  2. Hkay on June 2, 2009 at 9:42 PM

    I meant to post this comment on Sunday but I chickened out…basically I travel hecka far on public transit to visit my girlfriend every weekend and I’m usually exhausted once I finally get back in town. Flopping down in front of my computer and listening to your funny as hell stories literally makes my day. So yea, thanks and keep on posting =]

  3. cinja7 on June 2, 2009 at 11:40 PM

    You are one sexy, uninhibited, free as an escaped helium ballon woman. I commend you on your conquests and your honest approach at life, likes, loves and existing.

    Bravo and keep it up…

    I am vicarious

  4. Sarah on June 3, 2009 at 12:00 AM

    OMG YOU’RE AMAZING! I hadn’t watched any of these before. You make me smile so hard my face is gonna break, girl.

  5. lamesabassman on June 3, 2009 at 8:03 AM

    yes …. booty calls can be interesting….. the most important thing
    to do is keep all the names in the order of fun levels…. the more
    stars the better and the few to no stars….. reject time…. one of
    the worst things to do is to waste good booty time with someone
    that does’nt rock your world….. it’s kinda like going for some
    chocolate ice cream only to find out they ran out…. vanilla ain’t
    gonna make it…..

    lamesabassman….. go for the gusto…

  6. Panthera Pardus on June 3, 2009 at 8:07 AM

    I thought this was gonna end up going in another direction; friend of mine told me about a fetish event she was coordinating where two gentlemen RSVPed and had the same relatively uncommon name. “Huh. Strange.” she thought. When they both showed up…turned out one was Senior, the other was Junior… Can you say ‘Awkward’?

  7. lamesabassman on June 3, 2009 at 8:13 AM

    and the booty call story…. having been down that road….
    if you really want it bad …. well, it’s any port in a storm time…
    so you will have to deal with Reality 101 and hang tough… but
    for those times when a good plan “comes” together… priceless…
    at times, quality is much better than whole bunches of filler….

    lamesabassman…. your writing craft is soooo hellacool…

  8. DangerousLilly on June 3, 2009 at 7:00 PM

    LOL Love this.
    Ok I gotta get all CL geeky on ya here – I created a private/closed blogspot blog for myself at the summer height of my cattin’ around last year.
    One post per guy, complete w/ the photos he had sent me, snippets of emails where important, facts and so on and screennames, blahblahblah. I have a horrid memory…..mix in 6 guys acquired from varying places? Lordy be that was a nightmare.