Yeah so I don’t speak French all that well.
Oh, and HERE is the truly Fail booty call story 
How WOULD one express the concept of a “Booty Call Fail” in French? Or German? Or Japanese?
Hey, translate it if you got the skills!
xoxo
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I *adore* your stories. And the fact that you had an Excel spreadsheet for your CL hookups – pure awesomeness.
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Comment by Coy Pink — June 1, 2009 @ 10:21 am
I meant to post this comment on Sunday but I chickened out…basically I travel hecka far on public transit to visit my girlfriend every weekend and I’m usually exhausted once I finally get back in town. Flopping down in front of my computer and listening to your funny as hell stories literally makes my day. So yea, thanks and keep on posting =]
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Comment by Hkay — June 2, 2009 @ 9:42 pm
You are one sexy, uninhibited, free as an escaped helium ballon woman. I commend you on your conquests and your honest approach at life, likes, loves and existing.
Bravo and keep it up…
I am vicarious
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Comment by cinja7 — June 2, 2009 @ 11:40 pm
OMG YOU’RE AMAZING! I hadn’t watched any of these before. You make me smile so hard my face is gonna break, girl.
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Comment by Sarah — June 3, 2009 @ 12:00 am
yes …. booty calls can be interesting….. the most important thing
to do is keep all the names in the order of fun levels…. the more
stars the better and the few to no stars….. reject time…. one of
the worst things to do is to waste good booty time with someone
that does’nt rock your world….. it’s kinda like going for some
chocolate ice cream only to find out they ran out…. vanilla ain’t
gonna make it…..
lamesabassman….. go for the gusto…
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Comment by lamesabassman — June 3, 2009 @ 8:03 am
I thought this was gonna end up going in another direction; friend of mine told me about a fetish event she was coordinating where two gentlemen RSVPed and had the same relatively uncommon name. “Huh. Strange.” she thought. When they both showed up…turned out one was Senior, the other was Junior… Can you say ‘Awkward’?
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Comment by Panthera Pardus — June 3, 2009 @ 8:07 am
and the booty call story…. having been down that road….
if you really want it bad …. well, it’s any port in a storm time…
so you will have to deal with Reality 101 and hang tough… but
for those times when a good plan “comes” together… priceless…
at times, quality is much better than whole bunches of filler….
lamesabassman…. your writing craft is soooo hellacool…
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Comment by lamesabassman — June 3, 2009 @ 8:13 am
LOL Love this.
Ok I gotta get all CL geeky on ya here – I created a private/closed blogspot blog for myself at the summer height of my cattin’ around last year.
One post per guy, complete w/ the photos he had sent me, snippets of emails where important, facts and so on and screennames, blahblahblah. I have a horrid memory…..mix in 6 guys acquired from varying places? Lordy be that was a nightmare.
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Comment by DangerousLilly — June 3, 2009 @ 7:00 pm