40-Up.
SO today, I’m 40 years old.
What.
The.
Hell.
Please feel free to leave awesome birthday wishes and remind me why getting old is cool…?
- My ass STILL has that weird angle to the side. Some shit never changes.
- Bringing class to the baby photo studio. Modest? Moi?
- Busted nomming this white lady’s thigh. Shit.
- SO. FUCKING. CUTE! Word
- Rocking the (Rip-off) Gunnie-Sax dress, 6th Grade Graduation
- It is a bit creepy how much we look alike…I was in High School, I think.
- 1987 Hunter Yearbook Photo & quotes. As you can see, my attitudes haven’t…shifted. Much. Or at all.
- Me and a friend, Bennett Miller. He’s kinda famous now I think and NO, that isn’t his cock. Geeze.
Me and Jack, with Squish (RIP) and Ebonycat (RIP)
- Me playing “Vezna” in “America’s Deadliest Home Video”
- That’s Jim…you know, my “Gateway Drug” to eventual perversion? The one who wrote songs about me. That one.
- Image from the poster of “69Stories: One Pervert’s Tale” my 1st solo show.
My (then) boyfriend and me in Costa Rica. An amazing trip we took as a result of me winning the grand prize at the Company Holiday party. So much magic!
Tattoo of my theater company's Logo. I helped to design Crowded Fire's logo 11+ years ago.
- Me and Mom at “The Gates;” Christo’s installation in Central Park.
Me at the Folsom Street Fair. Photo by Howard Schatz.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! and many more luv ^_^
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Comment by Utica — June 20, 2009 @ 5:32 am
Wow. Thank you for sharing these, this was awesome!!! Seriously have you ever had an awkward stage where you weren’t cute or gorgeous?
Have you made the most of your 40 years? It seems so, and if so then that’s all that matters. Not the number. Happy birthday!!
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Comment by DangerousLilly — June 20, 2009 @ 6:15 am
Welcome to 40. I know you are gonna love it!!!! I know cus I am ~grin~ Happiest Birthday to you. I hope you feel loved, pampered and adored all ooooooover today!
hugs n bday smoochies
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Comment by kahlana — June 20, 2009 @ 6:23 am
Happy Birthday! You will so rock your 40s.
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Comment by lilyblue — June 20, 2009 @ 6:38 am
Happy birthday!
And don’t eat people’s thighs!!
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Comment by Panthera Pardus — June 20, 2009 @ 7:19 am
Happy Birthday!!! Thanks for the awesome Mo-trospective! It appears you came out of the womb a kick-ass, gorgeous and crazy-in-the-best-way girl
Have LOTS of fun!!! xoxoxoxo
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Comment by Beth — June 20, 2009 @ 7:54 am
Thanks for sharing your photos! You were a beautiful baby and nothing has changed – well except for the fact that you got really fucking hot after 6th grade!
I wish you a most extra special happy birthday filled with every pleasure imaginable.
Love and hugs,
AliceSin
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Comment by AliceSin — June 20, 2009 @ 8:18 am
Happy, happiest 40th birthday, Mo!! I love you muchly and I hope you’re having a great day! You make 40 look dayamn good.
I’m glad to know you.
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Comment by Eliot — June 20, 2009 @ 2:11 pm
a moment has come around
once again
and while Time has been
a very good friend
we stand at the crossroads
once again
marking time
“could’nt wait to this….”
only just now to do whatever
you wish… and you do well
to remember
which way is up
even when you’re down
birthdays are only road markers
you pass a point
you pay a toll
and if you’re karma’s in check
you get to go to the next level
from the 13 to 23
you were left of center
24 to 34 you found your karma gig
and from then ’til just now 40
you got many more rounds
to go…. things at times do
get tight.. just stay in the light
just by reaching 40
you’re on a roll
and may the rest of your life
will be as smooth
as a Porsche S type
at full tilt…..
40 is just a number
for you are as old as you
wish to feel
40 is now your re-birth
you now hold the program
to whatever level that
you desire and make it so
the moment has come around
once again…. and….
as the candles burn so bright
to light your path
towards any wish wanted
before the candles’ light dims
to see you as you strolled
with Time.. as you gained
props and points while
dodging doubt
dancing with Fate
you pass another road mark
see how far you’ve come
rest for a bit,but , not for long
many are the crossroads
and your journey
has just begun
Happy Birthday, Mollena…. bon chance…
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Comment by lamesabassman — June 20, 2009 @ 11:22 pm
What an adorable birthday girl. Bring those Folsom Street pants with you next time you’re in NYC?
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Comment by Substantia Jones — June 21, 2009 @ 10:42 pm
Allow me to be the first to wish you a belated birthday! Hope you got a birthday spanking! xx
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Comment by Lolita Wolf — June 22, 2009 @ 6:24 am
Ohmigosh, belated Happy Birthdays from both me and D! I seriously cannot believe you are 40, though, to me, you seem my age or younger. Then again, I turn 30 this year, so I’m not as young and I like to to pretend to be either!
I’m glad you had a special day, and here’s to another amazing and fabulous year of being the awesomeness that is Mo!
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Comment by Thursday's Child — June 23, 2009 @ 9:14 pm
I dig your blog. It’s fun and so real.
Awesome!
I’m here: http://briannamccarthy.blogspot.com
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Comment by Brianna — July 8, 2009 @ 10:09 am
OMG.
I found you from a link on some other website. Now I’ve gotta come back.
Your birthday is the same day as mine. LOL
Happy Belated sista!
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