SO today, I’m 40 years old.




Please feel free to leave awesome birthday wishes and remind me why getting old is cool…?

My ass STILL has that weird angle to the side. Some shit never changes.

Bringing class to the baby photo studio. Modest? Moi?

Busted nomming this white lady’s thigh. Shit.
1974 Headshot
Rocking the (Rip-off) Gunnie-Sax dress, 6th Grade Graduation
Mo and Mom
It is a bit creepy how much we look alike…I was in High School, I think.
Mollena Senior Photo
1987 Hunter Yearbook Photo & quotes. As you can see, my attitudes haven’t…shifted. Much. Or at all.
Me and a friend, Bennett Miller. He’s kinda famous now I think and NO, that isn’t his cock. Geeze.
Me and Jack, the longest-running boyfriend at 7 total and 6 continuous, contentious years.

Me and Jack, with Squish (RIP) and Ebonycat (RIP)

Me playing “Vezna” in “America’s Deadliest Home Video”

Nd lo these many years later, he still has a corner of my heart :-)
That’s Jim…you know, my “Gateway Drug” to eventual perversion? The one who wrote songs about me. That one.


Image from the poster of “69Stories: One Pervert’s Tale” my 1st solo show.

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My (then) boyfriend and me in Costa Rica. An amazing trip we took as a result of me winning the grand prize at the Company Holiday party. So much magic!

Mo with Tat

Tattoo of my theater company's Logo. I helped to design Crowded Fire's logo 11+ years ago.

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Me and Mom at “The Gates;” Christo’s installation in Central Park.
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Soberversary. March 17th, 2007. Jai Ganesha!
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Me at the Folsom Street Fair. Photo by Howard Schatz.

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  1. Utica on June 20, 2009 at 5:32 AM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY! and many more luv ^_^

  2. DangerousLilly on June 20, 2009 at 6:15 AM

    Wow. Thank you for sharing these, this was awesome!!! Seriously have you ever had an awkward stage where you weren’t cute or gorgeous?

    Have you made the most of your 40 years? It seems so, and if so then that’s all that matters. Not the number. Happy birthday!!

  3. kahlana on June 20, 2009 at 6:23 AM

    Welcome to 40. I know you are gonna love it!!!! I know cus I am ~grin~ Happiest Birthday to you. I hope you feel loved, pampered and adored all ooooooover today!
    hugs n bday smoochies

  4. lilyblue on June 20, 2009 at 6:38 AM

    Happy Birthday! You will so rock your 40s.

  5. Panthera Pardus on June 20, 2009 at 7:19 AM

    Happy birthday!

    And don’t eat people’s thighs!!

  6. Beth on June 20, 2009 at 7:54 AM

    Happy Birthday!!! Thanks for the awesome Mo-trospective! It appears you came out of the womb a kick-ass, gorgeous and crazy-in-the-best-way girl :)
    Have LOTS of fun!!! xoxoxoxo

  7. AliceSin on June 20, 2009 at 8:18 AM

    Thanks for sharing your photos! You were a beautiful baby and nothing has changed – well except for the fact that you got really fucking hot after 6th grade!

    I wish you a most extra special happy birthday filled with every pleasure imaginable.

    Love and hugs,

  8. Eliot on June 20, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    Happy, happiest 40th birthday, Mo!! I love you muchly and I hope you’re having a great day! You make 40 look dayamn good. ;-)

    I’m glad to know you.

  9. lamesabassman on June 20, 2009 at 11:22 PM

    a moment has come around
    once again
    and while Time has been
    a very good friend
    we stand at the crossroads
    once again
    marking time
    “could’nt wait to this….”
    only just now to do whatever
    you wish… and you do well
    to remember
    which way is up
    even when you’re down
    birthdays are only road markers
    you pass a point
    you pay a toll
    and if you’re karma’s in check
    you get to go to the next level
    from the 13 to 23
    you were left of center
    24 to 34 you found your karma gig
    and from then ’til just now 40
    you got many more rounds
    to go…. things at times do
    get tight.. just stay in the light
    just by reaching 40
    you’re on a roll
    and may the rest of your life
    will be as smooth
    as a Porsche S type
    at full tilt…..
    40 is just a number
    for you are as old as you
    wish to feel
    40 is now your re-birth
    you now hold the program
    to whatever level that
    you desire and make it so
    the moment has come around
    once again…. and….
    as the candles burn so bright
    to light your path
    towards any wish wanted
    before the candles’ light dims
    to see you as you strolled
    with Time.. as you gained
    props and points while
    dodging doubt
    dancing with Fate
    you pass another road mark
    see how far you’ve come
    rest for a bit,but , not for long
    many are the crossroads
    and your journey
    has just begun

    Happy Birthday, Mollena…. bon chance…

  10. Substantia Jones on June 21, 2009 at 10:42 PM

    What an adorable birthday girl. Bring those Folsom Street pants with you next time you’re in NYC?

  11. Lolita Wolf on June 22, 2009 at 6:24 AM

    Allow me to be the first to wish you a belated birthday! Hope you got a birthday spanking! xx

  12. Thursday's Child on June 23, 2009 at 9:14 PM

    Ohmigosh, belated Happy Birthdays from both me and D! I seriously cannot believe you are 40, though, to me, you seem my age or younger. Then again, I turn 30 this year, so I’m not as young and I like to to pretend to be either!

    I’m glad you had a special day, and here’s to another amazing and fabulous year of being the awesomeness that is Mo!

  13. Brianna on July 8, 2009 at 10:09 AM

    I dig your blog. It’s fun and so real.


    I’m here: http://briannamccarthy.blogspot.com

  14. bliss on July 17, 2009 at 6:19 PM


    I found you from a link on some other website. Now I’ve gotta come back.

    Your birthday is the same day as mine. LOL

    Happy Belated sista!

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