I received this solicitation on a BDSM dating site.
And I quote….
Location: New Hampshire, United States
Message: Hi babe :) I like what you have to say in your profile sugar :) LOL I’m a Dom looking for a slave whore to do what ever I want her to do :) LOL it looks like you are what I’m looking for honey :) but you’d have to move :( I live in NH :D but I’m willing
I experienced a range of emotions. Sadness, Rage. Shock and awe. Disgust. Despair. The desire for a cupcake to make the pain go away.
So, of course, I sent it to everyone I know.
inspiring the following exchange with me and my WebMaster.
void: but could you deal with a dom with a thick Naw Hamshar accent?
Mollena: I can’t deal with ANYONE who EVER thinks it is ok to approach a slave with that language.
Mollena: I hate him so much.
void: Hi baab :-) I like wha’ ya ha’e to say in ya profile shuga :-) LOL I’m a Dom lookin fah a slave whoore to do wha’ eva I wan’ hah todo :-) LOL it looks like ya what I’m lookin fah honey :-) but ya’d ha’e to move :-( I live in N’Hampshah :-D but I’m willin”
void: I mean, really
void: what kind of a dom uses emoticons?
Mollena: are you trying to make me cry?!
Mollena: red, dude