Sunday Morning Sexytime Story: “Topping from the Bottom”

Let me be perfectly clear.  I neither use nor believe in the term “topping from the bottom.” There are lots of reasons for that, which I’ll explain later if enough people hound me about it. Suffice to say the obvious reason is this: once I am topping you, I am no longer on the bottom. By definition.  So there.

But this SMSS kiiiiiind of bucks that definition, so you can decide for yourself.


Click through to see this week’s tale! :-)

…oh yeah. The massive crapload of crap, if you were fortunate enough to read it, is summarized here ;-)

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  1. DangerousLilly on July 19, 2009 at 10:50 AM

    Oh MAN thats funny. And I now know something new! Had no idea that kind of thing could happen, but then, I’m not a masochist and not a huge fan of Altoids :)

    • mollena on July 20, 2009 at 8:23 PM

      After that incident, someone told me about Listerine breath strips effect on the clitoris.



      Thank you for listening to my story! :-D



  2. voyeur36 on July 19, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    Great story, as usual. Good tip as well. Well worth keeping in mind.

    • mollena on July 20, 2009 at 8:24 PM

      Use The Knowledge wisely, my friend!

      Thanks for watching!



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